Guess the missing word!

Brazilian __________ kills man

Guess the news headline, humorous answers welcome!

For 3 points:

1) Guess the headline correctly

2) Guess the publication

3) Give a funny alternative to the headline

Guess the missing word!

UK __________ rises to 7.8pc

Guess the news headline, humorous answers welcome!

For 3 points:

1) Guess the headline correctly

2) Guess the publication

3) Give a funny alternative to the headline

Guess the missing word!

__________ is dragging Cameron to the right

Guess the news headline, humorous answers welcome!

For 3 points:

1) Guess the headline correctly

2) Guess the publication

3) Give a funny alternative to the headline

Guess the missing word!

US urges caution over __________

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Guess the missing word!

Pope calls for action on sex __________

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