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W.A.N.K.E.R says ‘we’re ready to explode’

By Leon J Williams

Working for the Advancement of North Korean Energy Research

Working for the Advancement of North Korean Energy Research

W.A.N.K.E.R (Working for the Advancement of North Korean Energy Research) has announced with some vigour that it is ‘ready to explode all over you’ referring of course to its enemies the US and South Korea.

Kum Yung-un, the head of W.A.N.K.E.R rose to the occasion by sending out the troops.

China has urged restraint and suggested cold showers all round.

But Mr Kum seems to have dismissed the idea saying ‘the soldiers need to be fully ready for action’ and that ‘deadly blows must be struck’.

Tensions have been extremely high in recent days after Mr Kum announced that ‘pre-emptive strokes’ could be required.