UK __________ rises to 7.8pc
Guess the news headline, humorous answers welcome!
For 3 points:
1) Guess the headline correctly
2) Guess the publication
3) Give a funny alternative to the headline
ACA The Underground
Guess the news headline, humorous answers welcome!
For 3 points:
1) Guess the headline correctly
2) Guess the publication
3) Give a funny alternative to the headline
ACA The Underground 
1. Unemployment
2. The Guardian?
3. “UK Laziness Rises to 7.8%”
1) Yes
2) No
3) haha I actually LOL’d!