Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbour helps you take care of them and the milk is shared.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some expensive and sour milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and start a dairy and provide high interest repayment terms for those who can’t afford milk.
Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.
New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.
ACA The Underground 
Practical Communism: You’ve once got two cows. Government took away booth and placed them in a government ran dairy farm. You milk your own cows, and buy your own milk from them. When you ask why, they call you in, beat the c**p out of you, until you confess of never having had any cows, and of being Emmanuel Goldstein’s agent. You repent, and confess to be Goldstein himself.
Government and communism, rom. In communism, there is no state!
Stalinism: you have to cows. The government places you and your cows in a collective farm. They proceed to buy the milk from you at very low prices. One day, you get to work early, you are labeled an enemy spy. You spend 5 years in a gulag. You get to work late after you sentence, you are labeled a wrecker and are executed because you claimed you were hungry and your neighbour said you weren’t communist.
Anton my friend, I love that… It took me quite a few minutes to do my usual mental screenplay and acting based on your scenarion, but it was worth the horror…
I wish to had been only a play… But for millions, it wasn’t…
Bastard should have died of Tb in siberia
Soviet Space Race Communism: you have two cows and launch them into space just to show everyone that you are capable of doing that. Then you starve because you have no more milk.