Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbour helps you take care of them and the milk is shared.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some expensive and sour milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and start a dairy and provide high interest repayment terms for those who can’t afford milk.
Nazism: You have two cows. The Government shoots you and takes the cows.
New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.