DPRK to bomb America

By George Volkov & Leon J Williams

W.A.N.K.E.RToday W.A.N.K.E.R (Working for the Advancement of North Korean Energy Research) announced a new round of nuclear tests which is set to be unloaded early next week.

W.A.N.K.E.R had this to say “we’re expecting a clean drop off”

Some say occasionally there is a dry load but expectations are high following last months successful shoot off which reached space.
Normally these kinds of operations are kept secret but after being caught by South Korea, Kim Jong-un said he will be keeping it under the covers from now on. The project should have come along quicker but it has been slowed down due to North Korean censorship of Internet.

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