By Leon J Williams
When you’re standing on the pavement waiting for something or someone (like a bus or a friend) and someone decides to stand right next to you, even when there is loads of space.
I mean WTF is your problem? You hitting on me or something? You trying to get some body heat?
There’s tons of space, stand somewhere else!
F*** off!
ACA The Underground 
Is this a new angry rant series?
Yeah, I’ve done two now, yesterday and today, might become a regular thing, what do you think of it?
I know, you ranted at the monarchy and house of lords!
It’s good, a bit like family guy: you know what grinds my gears?
It happened to me again today at the supermarket, I was looking at the cereal when some guy just stopped right in front on me, like 5 inches from me, what a prick! lol